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Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis

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who died and made you chef. or kitchen manager whatever. butler?

Know how to make a spicy meat stew

Oh look. Already indulging in your favorite activity are you? Subservience?

I wonder how many people are so lazy that they will take you up on your offer.

can you make cheesecakes?

Guess I'm not the only housekeeper they brought over.

You sure you don't need a hand with anything? That's a lot of work for just one person.

... we have a butler now?

Sebastian is a marvelous caretaker. LILITH outdid themselves with him — he has already taken very good care of me!

[For Manjoume Jun, the barely legal adult who cannot cook to save his life and, quite honestly, still struggles with figuring out how to use a washer and dryer correctly for his laundry half the time, this is an extremely tempting offer, especially with the positive review someone gave for Sebastion above. But...]

How much are you wanting to get paid for these services? Or is there something you are wanting us to trade as payment for all this?

[Very skeptical of the idea that this guy just likes being a butler and is willing to do this all for free...]

Can vouch for Sebastian's cooking! It's excellent and second to none!

Though, Seb, if you're offering your services, I'd definitely take you up on the offer to clean a room.

Not for me, though! For my girlfriend - she works as a doctor here and could use a little tidy up now and then. But no peeking in her underwear drawer!

[Yato... plz.]

i DOn't need anything. but there's an orphanage in neo tokyo we're trying to get off the ground that can use the food and help with upkeep. I can pay you for it.

I have some recipes to share with you that can be put on the menu. I’m a somewhat of a chef myself!

_{[ NOOOOOOOO … ]}

I'm quite curious to know what you gain from providing these services.

Sorry, is your day job to be the housekeeper of the base?

[Basekeeper???]

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@red-gaze. i'm already sorry

@ SHASH

@BAD DADDY

text; @curse; immediately after silco:

@malewife