cutlery: (now he is drowning in pussy)
Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

@hellskitchen ; text

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
thundercrashes: (ojama green)

[personal profile] thundercrashes 2024-11-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, let me rephrase then: is Lilith paying you already for doing all this for us, or if not, can I pay you if I want to? While I may not have access to my wealth from back home, even I know that you can't just demand service without offering some kind of compensation when it comes to butlers or other servants you have under your employment.

And besides, a Manjoume isn't supposed to accept handouts anyway.


[Damn, what a rich bitch thing to say...]
thundercrashes: (chthonian soldier)

[personal profile] thundercrashes 2024-11-15 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, if Lilith is already paying the guy for doing this, then maybe Manjoume can let it slide...]

Well yeah, I am. The Manjoume Group is one of the richest families in Japan due to acquiring high ranking positions in both politics and finances.

[There's a pause however, before he's forced to concede--]

At least, in my version of Japan anyway, since there are apparently multiple different ones thanks to whatever bullshit Lilith used to bring us all here from alternate dimensions or whatever.
thundercrashes: (white knight lancer)

[personal profile] thundercrashes 2024-11-15 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm...]

Fine, I guess I can let it go for now.

So then, what is the full list of services you are able to provide?
thundercrashes: (goblin calligrapher)

[personal profile] thundercrashes 2024-11-18 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
... The condensed version. If there's something missing on there that I'm interested in, then I can just ask if it's something you're capable of doing as well, right?