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Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

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Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
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[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-11-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe, nice to know you've got a sense of humor, too! You definitely need one around here, and some of us are damn sticks in the mud. [Lookin' at you, Bakugo.]

Yeah, it's gotta be your combat prowess that made them target you, unless they feel that their own folks here can't handle domestic affairs?? Which would be pretty weird and definitely sad if that were the case.

Either way, I'm glad to have you on board, both for fighting together and helping out around base! I try my hand at offering my various services, too, but more help is always appreciated.
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[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-11-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everybody can be a domestic god or goddess, I guess, heh.

Yeah, the simulations are good for getting a rough handle of the damn things, but there's something much more visceral about fighting them live for real. In some ways though the simulations might be rigged to be tougher? At least they were with the Imugi dragons. Everybody kept getting their ass kicked by the simulation, probably as punishment for our failure...

That they do! Some of us have large machines to fight them, others such as myself team up with others to form pairs or groups to coordinate our attacks and movements during fights. I've found that works pretty well when you're used to fighting smaller beings.
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[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-11-24 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
And that'd help the rest of us get to know your strengths and weaknesses so we can better work together!

True, true. Though coming off a mission against a kaiju, sometimes you just wanna take it easy and beat up something simple, ya know?
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[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-11-27 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if that's what floats your boat, then there's nothing wrong with that. Some people just love their jobs so much that they make it part of their hobbies, too. Which is fine.

Just don't go thinking you have to work until you collapse, yeah? Nobody here is in that dire need of personal service, and we all get paid for helping with the kaiju, so you won't go hungry.

Do you at least take breaks on occasion? For snacks and the like? Everybody needs that now and then!