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Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

@hellskitchen ; text

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-11-12 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
brief for me is like, havin' to scroll once
not twice
but... if you really wanna know
the food hasn't been anywhere up to par
they don't even got real eggs here


( because there are Very Real shortages, but hey. )
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-11-12 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
hah, yeah
chickens are pretty damn resilient when you barely got the feed for 'em
guess that really does say somethin' for how far gone this place is


( hmm. )

anyhoo
that all sounds good
... 'cause i wanna request tamagoyaki
but like, with actual fluffy eggs
and not the bland filler they keep usin' on base
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-11-12 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
( ?

this is awesome, actually. )


wait a sec
f... french food?
that mean you can make those little...
y'know, flat... pastry things
with all the swirly stuff on top


( did march show him a picture at some point? what were they called again? )
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-11-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( oh,

yeah. )


a crappe
it's like a pancake


( nailed it. )

also, i like it with a bit 'a dashi stock
always tastes good alongside a drink
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-11-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
( taste teste? this just gets better and better. )

i'm down to do that
some would call me...
a real taste-testin' prodigy
heh
so don't even worry about it
we got all the time in the world


( he's already rotating that tamagoyaki around in his brain. soft... warm. )