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Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis

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never been in one but apparently its like a cafe but cats are there. and you can pet them. sounds up your alley

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Thank you very much for informing me of this service. I was completely unaware of it, and indeed, it sounds delightful.

I have made reservations at the top five cafes in the city over the coming weeks. I look forward to assessing them.

can't you also just

get a cat of your own

This is also a possibility. I saw that three of the options were structured so that you could adopt the cats. If I meet an especially enchanting creature, it may force my hand.

I simply thought it may be irresponsible, given the unpredictable nature of our work. I would hate to leave such a darling creature to fend for itself when I pledge to its care.

But I am also weak when faced with such temptation directly. I will at least limit it to only two so that they may at least have each other as companions while I am away.

you've really thought this out huh

any other hobbies besides. cats.

...My work keeps me busy, so no.

any other work besides being a butler

Well... All of my work is encompassed under the title, really...

I am just as much a bodyguard to my lord as his housekeeper, so I am proficient in combat situations? But that does not come up nearly as often as things like knowing how to make a truly perfect cup of tea, honestly.

combat?

i see.

reminds me of some people. what do you use, knives?

I favor knives, yes. Is that a predictable thing?

I would also say that I am proficient in hand-to-hand combat in general and skilled with firearms, though the latter is with quite the caveat now. The firearms I am used to are not nearly so advanced as what is offered here, so I have been training to improve my skill with more modern fare.

yes you're hardly original

oh? so you're behind. better catch up. you'll be left in the dust

[ THIS BITCH TOO??? ]

Thank you for your concern, but do not worry on my behalf. I fully intend to.

Is there a particular area you may recommend for further study, perhaps?

[looks at limbus company and its mansion full of murder maids and butlers. its Fine]

hammerspace for one

that is, a space outside of spaces

good for storing extra weapons

You have my apologies, but that does not make any sense... What does a space outside of space mean?

Is this a joke at my expense?

im no scientist

its a space you can store extra things into that exists

in another dimension of sorts. if you want to put it that way

...I do not understand, I fear.

I shall add it to my ever-growing list of things to learn about. The year I come from seems almost primitive compared to here, to longer the list gets.

what was the most technologically advanced thing you dealt with back home i wonder

Well, I did manage to see some rather cutting edge military equipment when I was in Germany for a time, but I also would not know what to properly call most of it... There was an armored vehicle on treads with an extraordinary canon mounted on it as well as some sort of system that was able to track people. How it worked, I do not know, but they carried a token, and thus their position was able to be shown by little dots moving on a map. It was very impressive.

huh

but that was the most technologically advanced? you're way behind

I am aware, yes... I have been devoting a not insignificant amount of my waking hours to learning about, well, everything, seemingly. Technology really developed quickly, relatively speaking.

have you seen the roombas

Perhaps I have, but I do not know the term. What is that?

small mobile vacuums. they will put you out of a job

Those! Yes, I have seen them, and they are curious, charming little things. I did not realize that is what they were called.

I do not think they will replace me, though. They are extremely limited in what they can do... And not wholly efficient in doing so.

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