Entry tags:
- arcane: jinx,
- cyberpunk 2077: johnny silverhand,
- fate/grand order: senji muramasa,
- fate/stay night: rin tohsaka,
- final fantasy xv: noctis,
- jujutsu kaisen: yuta okkotsu,
- kara no kyoukai: fujino asagami,
- lobotomy corporation: yesod,
- mobile suit gundam seed: dearka elthman,
- rise of the tmnt: donatello,
- the stormlight archive: kaladin
[text] @xXdarkwarriorXx
Who's the worst person you've met here and why? Pref an Outsider but if they've all been cool I'll open it up to whoever
I'm making a list
Bonus: if you guess a number between 1 and 100 and get closest to the one I'm thinking of I've got smth for you
I'm making a list
Bonus: if you guess a number between 1 and 100 and get closest to the one I'm thinking of I've got smth for you
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[ That feels... too young. And it frustrates him. ]
Donatello, got it. [ Nice... it made him feel nice. That makes Noctis feel a little nice too. ]
So someone actually thought you were a kaiju?
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[Wait until Noctis learns about Donnie's life before ending up here!]
If it's too hard to remember I do answer to Donnie.
And just Godzilla did, probably because he is one.
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Are there people seriously telling you that Donatello is too hard to remember? Pretty rude tbh
I've got him talking to me now too, he's butchering every emoji he tries to use so tbd on how that goes
How many brothers do you have?
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And no? I mean, that, and I'm more used to hearing it when I'm in trouble.
[At least he didn't say Noctis could call him "Purple".]
Wait until he starts butchering the language.
And three, an older, my twin and a younger.
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I've got questions though
[ What a normal, not unhinged at all thing to say. Donatello just seems that trustworthy somehow. ]
You can pick what you want me to call you too
Do they all call you Donnie?
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Oh, I don't mind as long as it's like, close to my name? I'm not going to answer to something weird.
And they call me a lot of things, Donnie, Don, Don Ton, Dee, Purple Rain, Number One Mister D, Donald... Father calls me Purple.
[He could go on and on here.]
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Number One Mister D
I pick Number One Mister D
[ Any other answer is an incorrect answer. ]
Are you from Earth? Wondering if maybe the aliens you saw were related to the kaiju somehow, #1 Mr. D
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... Okay, Mikey is the only one to call me that. He's my younger brother.
[So KINDA weird.]
I'm from Earth, New York City to be exact. And no, the Krang are nothing like the kaiju.
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[ even though Noctis asked... ]
Is New York City near Tokyo? And you sound pretty confident when you're a mutated human-turtle hybrid, you sure there's no way?
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[At least Donnie didn't include what he calls himself... "Daddy" is in there.]
No, New York is about 6,741 miles away in the United States of America.
And I'm very sure. The Krang are intelligent and capable, which doesn't seem to be a common theme with Kaiju?
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H/o figuring what that is in km
[ Give him exactly ten seconds. ]
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[ SO SO FAR OFF ]
Are you sure you're not just saying that about the kaiju bc Godzillas one lol
Some of them seem smart enough?
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[Oh boy.]
Very sure, because the Krang actually succeeded in destroying the Earth. Unlike the kaiju.
[Just leaving out that the whole Earth getting destroyed thing was in a doomed timeline.]
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[ He's trying his damndest out here. ]
??? wait what happened, you said you saved the planet
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[Not like Donnie has encountered folks not from Earth, or at least have admitted it, outside of like... Gigan, here.]
Oh you're correct. The only reason we were even aware of the Krang and what they can do is because of someone from the future came back to the past and told us about how their future turned out.
Which was the Krang won. But we ended up creating a bifurcated time branch by changing the past.
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But that's one of the coolest things I've ever heard
[ A bifurcated time branch??? weeping internally... ]
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And it's fine, he's in our time now and can live a normal not apocalyptic life, and breaking timelines is pretty awesome.
[Be glad he didn't ask Donnie to elaborate.]
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[ Not that that means he has any sense of where to put him. But he'd far sooner fit in with the daemons of Eos, if only as a somewhat goofy-looking one. ]
That doesn't get weird for him? Suddenly being in another time
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ANYWAY, other topic, more important topic.]
Maybe? I never asked him about that. But he has adapted to not having to eat rats very well!
[Sorry, Junior. Donnie is just making things sound horrible for you.]