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synnet2024-07-23 03:50 pm
heir_conditioned) wrote in synnet2024-07-23 03:50 pm
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Hello, my name is Shoto Todoroki and I'd like to cook a few things and learn a few recipes.
I don't have much in the way of recipes to share, but if anyone knows anything other than pie with apples, I'd like those and am willing to make fair trades for the information. Any leads on where I can get those ingredients as well, synthetic would be fine, or substitutes would be fine. I'm still learning and I think I'm bound to make a mistake or two until I learn better. That's why I'm alright with synthetics for now.
I guess any recipes or tips on cooking would be welcome. My best friend Bakugo has tried to teach me, so I have some good basics to fall back on.
Thank you.
[Too late someone said Bakugo was his best friend and now Bakugo is his best friend.]
I don't have much in the way of recipes to share, but if anyone knows anything other than pie with apples, I'd like those and am willing to make fair trades for the information. Any leads on where I can get those ingredients as well, synthetic would be fine, or substitutes would be fine. I'm still learning and I think I'm bound to make a mistake or two until I learn better. That's why I'm alright with synthetics for now.
I guess any recipes or tips on cooking would be welcome. My best friend Bakugo has tried to teach me, so I have some good basics to fall back on.
Thank you.
[Too late someone said Bakugo was his best friend and now Bakugo is his best friend.]
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DON'T BUT HIM!]He has them. Like that blood-sucking lunatic, but more masculine.
I taught him how to make fried tofu using your sister's recipe.
[Because it was good. Shut up. The rest of this is just ridiculous.]
STOP SAYING THAT!! IT'S A FUCKING JOKE ABOUT YOUR BALLS, IDIOT!!
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MMMMM TOO LATE.]You mean Toga? But masculine?
[He has an odd thought of it in his head. But now this is what Choso looks like, or some assembly of.]
I knew it. She would be very glad you're passing it on to people, Bakugo. I'll be sure to tell her when we get home. Maybe she will have more for you.
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No that doesn't sound right, it was definitely an ingredient.
[Give him a second.]
No we were definitely talking about ingredients...
Sorry Bakugo, if it's really what they meant then I retract that you've had any familiarity with my balls. You haven't.
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DIE!!]No! He looks like this, dammit!
[So glad you didn't send that thought in your head to him. He would've had a far worse reaction. Strangled Shoto through the screen without hesitation.
But the bad news...]
We're not going to remember any of this when we go home, Half-n-Half.
[Best to let him know early on.]
"Deez" is a slang trick for "these"! It's not a damn ingredient! Did Odango Mess tell you that?
[Because if so, someone's going to die tonight. Wait-]
URUSEI!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPIT THAT SHIT OUT LOUD!! IF YOU GET IT, SHUT IT!!
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[There is a lot going on here.]
I'm going to come back to that in a moment. Not Choso being handsome, I'm done saying that, but the other part.
Oh. "These" and "Nuts". Yes I think I've heard the later term for the body part.
I had to apologize, Bakugo. It's impolite and what if someone assumed otherwise reading this? It's better to clear the record.
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[Choso has a thing for guys. It's weird and hard to describe. He fixates on strong bodies. There's your warning, Shoto. They can deal with the other part once this stupid phase gets cleared up.]
God, you're so fucking naive at times, Snow Brain! You know 'balls' but not 'nuts'?
Why the fuck are you apologizing to me? You're the dork who got tricked with a shitty phrase!
If someone else is reading this, they can fuck off.
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[Once the stupid phase gets cleared up?? When is that, ever? Okay well kinda.]
Yes. I do.
I don't mind, it's not the first time I've not understood a joke. I don't think Choso meant to trick me, either. He seems nice enough. You wouldn't teach him my sister's recipe if you thought he was. I will trust your judgement. Did you know he has a brother here? He has a lot of brothers, not all of them are here.
No it's alright.
Hello anyone reading.
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[Both Shoto and Choso are newbies to social interactions and experiences. Bakuko scowls at the wall. On second though, the two might come together like a car wreck. Che, their problem, not his.]
Of course he didn't mean it! He wouldn't get the damn joke in the first place!
Someone told him and that idiot passed it onto you.
[Then both of them got pranked. Two for the price of one.]
Yeah, I know his brother.
[Yuji's Bakugo's best friend here, to the point he even admitted it to him.]
DON'T TALK TO A FUCKING EAVESDROPPER!!